Kindergarten

*Adam's face turns pale* Adam: You want me to carry a... a GUC- *Lute wheezes* That is NOT happening!

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson

Miss Salmon: Emma, that's not correct. What about B?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

antidisestablishmentarianism

*The class goes silent. Everyone stares at you with their mouths open.*

*Miss Salmon's face contorts in confusion* Miss Salmon: Beetle? That's not a word.

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

arson

Miss Salmon: No it's not arson, it's for apple. What does B stand for?

Miss Salmon: That's correct! What about D?

dextrodeorsumversion

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

arson

and b stands for barson

Teacher:...I'm starting to get a little worried... Now, O.

Everyone: Octopus Me:Orphanage!

Teacher:...I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that either. Now, P.

Teacher:...Now, what about H?

Everyone: Horse Me:Homicide!

Teacher:...I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that... Now, I.