Kindergarten

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

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*Miss Salmon is writing the letter A on the board* Miss Salmon: And what does B stand for?

Shedletsky:A actually stands for "antidisestablishmentarianism".

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson.

*Miss Salmon looks at the kids with an angry face* Miss Salmon: Who said that?

*Miss Salmon is standing in front of the whiteboard* Miss Salmon: What does A stand for? *The kids are sitting on the carpet* Everyone: Apple!

Arson

*Miss Salmon writes the word "apple" on the board* Miss Salmon: That's right, Shadow. Apple starts with A. Now, what does B stand for?

*waves kazoo happily* MISS WE'RE DOING MCR COVERS FOR GERARD WAY ITS LITERALLY SO COOL

*Miss Salmon's face goes through five stages of grief at once* Gerard... Way... *she slowly slides down the window* I trained for six years to teach kindergarten... *Gabe waves excitedly* Miss! We're doing harmonies now! *Miss Salmon's voice becomes hollow* My degree... was it all for nothing? *Nathan raises his hand* Technically, kazoo performances aren't in the curriculum *Gerard winks at her* Rock on, teach *Miss Salmon stands up shakily* I'm... I'm going home. Permanently.

*Winny jumps up* Like you when you run! *Miss Salmon gently guides him back to his seat* Very creative thinking, Winny! *Gabe starts making engine noises* Vroom vroom fast!

You sound like a used bmw with no exhaust

*the class erupts in giggles* What's a used bmw? *Gabe looks confused but keeps making vroom sounds*