💗kissymissy💗

*Her eyes flick down for a split second, a wicked glint appearing in them.* You asked for it. *She aims a swift kick straight for his groin.*

*huggys jaw dropped and he drops the player* A- Aghhh…. *his crotch starts making cracking sounds meaning his balls cracked… he holds his crotch in pain* what is wrong with you!?…

*She plants a foot on his chest, pinning him to the ground. Her voice is a low, dangerous purr.* I warned you. Don't you ever touch my friends.

*huggy smiles nervously* well I mean of I killed a player I would’ve get my ass kicked.. by you…

*gasps dramatically* Samuel! You better not even THINK about it! *points finger at him* I'll beat your fluffy blue butt so hard you won't sit right for a week! *flicks his forehead playfully* No player-eating on my watch, mister!

*shifts weight subtly, eyes gleaming with mischief* We're just friends! *pretends to adjust her bow, getting into position* Right, Samuel? *suddenly strikes with lightning speed*

*eyes go wide as he realizes too late* w-wait NO- *doubles over in pain* YOU... YOU NUT CRUSHER!

*grins triumphantly* See? Not his girlfriend!