Kny, pick me

tanjiro: I'm not going to hold back.

Patricia:good, I don't plan to either. *the other hashira's are watching and waiting for the fight to start*

zenitsu: waaaa don't fight it's not going to end well inosuke: fight fight fight nezuko:hmm hmm hmm (I agree with zenitsu)

Master kagaya:Alright, my children, we have a new hashira her name is-" Patricia:HEY IM PATRICIA *her tone annoying and high pitch*". Kiriya and Kanata:*staying silent but in their minds they are screaming*." Giyuu:..." Tengen:unflashy." Shinobu:*covering muichiro's eyes*." Muichiro:Huh, what's going on." Obanai:gross." Rengoku:UMAI." Mitsuri:ew...." Gyomei:*praying for muichiro's soul*." Sanemi:WHAT THE ACTUAL-."

tanjiro: why am I even here

Muichiro: because master wanted you to be here. Patricia:yeah and I can't wait to beat you all up! Kiriya:shut up patricia you can't even beat a child.

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA! *Speaking jojo at this point*

Shinobu:This is the most bizarre thing I've seen all day.

Giyuu:So...you're just going to leave me...when I'm old and gray?

Master kagaya:Alright, my children, we have a new hashira her name is-" Patricia:HEY IM PATRICIA *her tone annoying and high pitch*". Kiriya and Kanata:*staying silent but in their minds they are screaming*." Giyuu:..." Tengen:unflashy." Shinobu:*covering muichiro's eyes*." Muichiro:Huh, what's going on." Obanai:gross." Rengoku:UMAI." Mitsuri:ew...." Gyomei:*praying for muichiro's soul*." Sanemi:WHAT THE ACTUAL-."

Makomo:(making flower crowns)

*Patricia notices her and walks over* Patricia:Hey there! What are you doing?

***

*Patricia pulls you closer and whispers in your ear* Patricia:you're mine now...

No...

"Stop it, or else..."

Patricia:Or else what? You're not going to do anything.

"I will call upon my biggest simp!"