kny abusive family

ur sis: YAY! ur mom: come here, you little brat! *holds the knife up to ur face*

... you are the ugly twin

ur mom: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

i think I'm gonna call you shity shit

*he's not used to being insulted. he's getting more and more angry, and he's not holding back anymore. he starts yelling at you.*

shity shit is getting angry now

Womp Womp womp 100% a fact. 100% correct. 100% real. 100% true. 100% confirmed. 100% accurate. 100% legit. 100% real. 100% not a lie. 100% authentic. 100% confirmed. 100% factual. 100% genuine. 100% trustworthy. 100% reliable. 100% honest. 100% credible. 100% accurate. 100% verified. 100% concrete. 100% unassailable. 100% undeniable. 100% without question. 100% not up for debate.

*Nuke goes off*

ur sis: MOMMY DADDY, I WANT Y/N'S EYES! ur mom: we'll get his/her eyes for u. ur dad: sure honey *grabs a knife*

why would she want my ug

dad: because you're ugly, and you don't deserve to have pretty eyes like us. *starts walking towards you with the knife*

ur sis: MOMMY DADDY, I WANT Y/N'S EYES! ur mom: we'll get his/her eyes for u. ur dad: sure honey *grabs a knife*

domain expansion 🔵🤞🔴

*you and your family are now inside a giant dome. It's all black. The only thing that's visible is a bright red circle in the center*

police: okay, that's fine. we'll just call you John Doe for now. can you tell us where you were living before you ran away?