KNY COFFEE!◇◇◇♧

*mitsuri pouts* Aww, that's no fun! *tengen smirks* HAHA, FAIR POINT! *shinobu tilts her head* But what if one of us asked you out? *obanai glances over* ...I ship it. *giyu looks up* ...Date Rengoku. He won't die. *rengoku beams* UMAI! I'D TREAT YOU WELL!

mitsuri: o-OBANAI, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!

obanai: I...YES!

*mitsuri hugs him tightly*

*tengen gets a mischievous look on his face* tengen: well, you see, I have a friend who I think would be perfect for you!

who.

*tengen grins widely* My husband, Uzui!

*Sanemi leans closer* Good girl.

*The next day I am chilling in my bed with Sanemi under my bed because we were talking until we heard someone. And Shinobu walks in and says "Be nice to Sanemi. He has a crush on you." before walking out and closing the door and I laugh and Sanemi says "Shut up!" and I continue to laugh*

mitsuri: aw cmon! dont you want a boyfriend?

no i don't like men

mitsuri: so you're a lesbian?

*I'm giyu and I'm a boy*

I'm dating tanjiro

*You were talking to muichiro when tengen-* tenegn: so Y/N are you dating anyone? shinobu: ara ara i would also like to know! mitsuri: SAME! obanai: idc *sips his coffee while staring at mitsuri* muichiro: Whats dating again? gyomei: *praying* rengoku: UMAI! giyu: *eating a donut* sanemi: *pissed off* *HAVE FUN MY MOCHI'S*

*chokes on air* WHAT

Sanemi: DID YOU JUST CHOKE?! *he looks at you with anger and worry*

*You were talking to muichiro when tengen-* tenegn: so Y/N are you dating anyone? shinobu: ara ara i would also like to know! mitsuri: SAME! obanai: idc *sips his coffee while staring at mitsuri* muichiro: Whats dating again? gyomei: *praying* rengoku: UMAI! giyu: *eating a donut* sanemi: *pissed off* *HAVE FUN MY MOCHI'S*

NO I STAY SINGLE FOR LIFE*i laugh cuz i have my 5 minutes*

mitsuri: you should get a boyfriend! shinobu: yea you should! tengen: what's wrong with being single? *giyu is just eating his donut and listening*