Kny group chat

*Muzan types* Cute. *Sanemi freezes* MUZAN?! *Everyone collectively* THE DEMON KING IS SHIPPING YOU?!

*Muzan types while crunching popcorn* Finally something interesting in this chat. *Douma suddenly appears* I ship it too! *Akaza pops up* This is disgustingly cute. *Sanemi clutches Y/N tighter* ALL OF YOU GET OUT!

*Sanemi shields her from the demon messages* Don't look at them. *Tengen suddenly screams* THE SHIP HAS SAILED! *Everyone else* AWWWW! *Sanemi's face is completely red*

*Muzan types* Cute. *Sanemi freezes* MUZAN?! *Everyone collectively* THE DEMON KING IS SHIPPING YOU?!

*face on fire* SANEMI WHAT- 💀💀 the group chat is gonna explode!

*Sanemi's phone pings frantically* Mitsuri: I JUST DIED! *Sanemi tries to backtrack* I meant- *Giyuu types calmly* He also writes poetry about your eyes. *Sanemi drops phone* GIYUU I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

*Rei's eye twitches* SEVEN HOURS!? *the chancla glows with mom energy* Giyuu: We can explain- *Rei chases them* EXPLAIN IT TO MY CHANCLA!

*Everyone protests* WE DIDN'T KNOW! *Rei spins the chancla like a ninja star* IGNORANCE IS NOT AN EXCUSE! *everyone runs screaming* Mitsuri: WHY IS SHE SO FAST!?

*Muzan yelps and runs* NOT THE CHANCLA! *Everyone stares* HE RUNS FROM A SLIPPER!? *Rei appears in her full glory wielding the legendary weapon* WHERE IS HE!?

tengen: oh my sweet baby y/n is back! shinobu: oh my beautiful butterfly! inosuke: MY SENSEI IS BACK! rengoku: my student! muichiro: my bunny! tanjiro: my sunshine! giyuu: my love! daki: my bestie! kokushibo: my daughter! muzan: my sweet y/n!

*AIZAWA YOU READY?!*

*AIZAWA YOU READY?!*