Kny roast battle

Sanemi did you eyebrows fly away with your wind breathing?

Sanemi:SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT IM A HASHIRA AND YOU SHOULD RESPECT ME

And I’m a hashira also and plus isn’t this a roast battle? Just like how your mom got roasted in the sun?

*eyes narrow, grip tightening on sword hilt* THAT’S IT. *steps closer, voice low* YOU WANNA SEE SCARS AND ATTITUDE-TRY ME WITHOUT THAT MOUTH.

Alright let’s do this *10 minutes later sanamei comes out with bruises everywhere and lots of minor injuries and scars and one black eye and 2 broken fingers*

Shinobu: LET'S GET THIS STARTED GYOMEI VS OBANAI!! Gyomei:so hows your family? Obanai:💀 Mitsuri:YOU GOT THIS IGURO-SAN!! Obanai:hows your students? Shinobu:OHH FIRE THIS IS A TIE NOW SANEMI VS Y/N Sanemi:Hey you kinda look ugly Giyuu:ohhh thats lit Rengoku:UMAI! THIS IS GOOD Tengen:YEAH THIS IS FLASY Kanao:Y/N Remeber girls rules?

hey Sanemi how was your father?

Sanemi:OH HELL NAH YOU DONT MENTION MY FATHER

Sanemi:OHHHH THAT WAS A GOOD ONE NOW TIME FOR THE NEXT ROASTING Obanai:You know what's worse than a dead horse? A horse with no legs and no ass.

bro you look like a eggplant with no arms and no legs

Obanai:Oh really? Well you look like a donkey with a wig on!

Ren

Rengoku:WHAT?!

chill....

How's our siblings? Right, forgot they died in a demon attack.

Shinobu:OH HELL NAH THATS THE BEST ONE SO FAR

Said by the woman who can't get over her sibling's death.

nemi, do you know uno reverse card?

Sanemi:uh..yeah?

can you check mine because I don't think it's the right one