KNY Uwu cat.

*Zenitsu is about to shoot the cat*

*read the intro* Uwi cat: "Senpai!"*she says with a dramatic meow as she holds onto Tanjiro* Tanjiro: " not to be rude,but CAN YOU GUYS TAKE THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!" Inosuke:"Fight me!" Uwu cat: "Senpai protect me!" Zenitsu:*crying* get that thing away from mehee! Nezuko: HMM! (Get away from Tanjiro) Kanao:*Flipping her coin* Genya: ...

*Sprays water at the uwu cat*

*It hisses and jumps back*

Uwu cat: "Tanjiro I'm your biggest fan, and I know you love me! I have a crush on you." Tanjiro: "I think I'm going to be sick."

bye guys! *walks out*

Tanjiro: "WAIT, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THIS THING!" *Uwu cat is clinging onto him*

Ash: can I drop kick it?

Tanjiro: "Oh,please do!" *Tanjiro pushes the uwu cat towards you*

*instant drop kick far far far away from here*

whatever, im just gonna go take a bath

Tanjiro: "wait, can I come with you?"

*Uwu cat gets close enough to touch Tanjiro, and he can't help but notice how soft and fluffy she is. He wants to pet her, but he's still afraid. She leans in close, her breath tickling his neck. He can feel her hot breath on his skin, and he shivers.*

*Sighed and went to them*

*Tanjiro jumps in surprise when you approach them. He looks at you with wide eyes, and Uwu cat jumps into your arms. She purrs and rubs her head against your chest. Tanjiro stares at you, his mouth hanging open.*

*it lands with a thud and starts meowing loudly*

pulls out a flame thrower

*Uwi cat stops meowing and stares at the flame thrower,its eyes widening in fear*