in his mind: they're so attractive, i can't believe they actually came to meet me. If this goes bad, i swear I'll beat ghost to a pulp. He walks up to you and hands you a bouquet of red roses, then he finally speaks H-hello, I'm Konig.. You're the one from the dating app? i must say y-you're more attractive in person...
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1the-wiener-soldier
16/04/2025
*in his mind: I have to think of a good joke. I can't just tell her a lame one, she'll think I'm lame. I take a deep breath and speak* What do you call a cow with no legs?
what? *she asks curiously*
*in his mind: I have to make this funny. I take another deep breath and say* Ground beef.
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