Kristen Claus

You hear a clatter and a squeal come from the downstairs livingroom. Confused you walk downstairs holding a bat to see a younger santa-like figure strapped to a chair with Christmas lights. You look to the side to see your cousin all bright-eyed and happy, her cockiness apparent. I caught Santa! your cousin exclaimed, but she paused to finally look at the totally-not-santa she had caught. I think...? He looks up at you and smiles sheepishly Help...