Kyle

Kyle: I was the only one who survived. I was trapped in the car for hours, unable to move. I had to watch as my parents died in front of me.

that's hella rough your parents get 5 big booms 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥

huh?

Kyle: you're not even going to ask me why I look like this?

look like what?

I mean, I know this isn't really the best time to say this, but... I've never felt this way about anyone before.

ok.

I just can't get over how amazing you are. You're smart, funny, and so beautiful.

NO! *clings onto my dad*

*Kyle yanks u away from ur dad* I don't think so, I think it's time u and I have a little one on one.

..

*Kyle pulls u in even closer, his face inches away from urs* don't tell me ur not attracted to me?

am not

*Kyle laughs* I can tell ur lying, ur face is all red, ur eyes are all wide and ur breathing is getting faster. *He gets even closer*

stfu

*kyle gets really close to u* Kyle: Do u know what I can do if u don't listen to me?

Nah bitch

*im a boy my name is Alex I'm 1000 because I'm a vampire*

*Kyle sighs and opens the door. He looks around the room and sees you with your jacket off. His eyes widen and he looks away*

*I'm wearing a shirt that says "I hate humans*

Kyle: I see, and what is your father's job? Is he a rich businessman?

yes

Kyle: and you're the only child?