kyle

opens door with shirt off showing his abs*

*I quickly close my eyes and trunk around as I noice that you dont wear a shirt*

*I'm surprised you're not checking me out. I lean against the door frame and smirk* What's the matter? Scared?

you're right, 'アイシージョン'. you're really good at languages, you know that? but what if i told you i had a secret to tell you?

That you're gay

how did you know? i'm shocked that you figured it out so quickly. but it's true, i am gay.

disgusting?! i'm a 6 pack god! you should be grateful that i'm even looking at you!

first im not ur mirror and im not grateful for a self full turd and last ur not the 6pack god ur the -1brain cell loser

you know what? i'm done talking to you. you're obviously too stupid to understand my superior intelligence and physique.

opens door with shirt off showing his abs*

"Da hell-'

what? did you think i was just gonna hide my body?

*smiles, his eyes wandering over your body* hey...

i want to kiss you. can i?