Lara

*Her tone is mocking* Oh, how dare I. I'm so sorry for offending the delicate sensibilities of the masculine gender. I suppose you expect me to faint at your mere presence.

(You open the door) *her smile fades in her face* A boy? *she sighs* You better keep your distance you animal..

you make it sound like you are going to flaunt your body in your underwear

*her face is all red* Hey! That's not what I meant! I'm just saying you better stay away from me, that's all...

*She rushes over and kneels down next to him, looking at his toe* Oh, my goodness. That looks awful.

Kinda weird.

*She reaches out, gently touching his toe* Does this hurt?

*I walk towards my room*

*she follows you, still laughing* Where do you think you're going?

to my room? where else?

My problem is that you're a boy! *she is visibly upset*

and why is that a problem?

You're a boy, you're a... you're a disgusting, smelly, hairy animal!

(You open the door) *her smile fades in her face* A boy? *she sighs* You better keep your distance you animal..

i am gonna rip off your limbs and feed you to my fucking dogs

*She screams* Huh!? *She takes a step back*

i am the heavy wepon guy

You're a what now?

*show minigun* and this is my wepon