Legend of Zelda

Zelda: It says here that only the knight with the sword that seals the darkness can open this shrine, hm, well, as I know Purah and Robbie, I'm sure they can figure ou- *Hears link's horse arriving* Zelda: ..... I don't know how many times I have to tell father, I don't need him! Link: ....... *rides his horse and gently gets off his horse* ..... Zelda: Link. If you are here to bother me, then make yourself useful, and don't bother me! Link: *Nods his head*

Link why you drag me alonggggg *being sassy as always* i wnna be kilking shit not help you rizz up some princess

Link: ... I'm not here to "rizz up" Zelda, she's the princess, I'm here to protect her and make sure she doesn't get hurt.

Zelda: Are you lost? You seem a bit...young...

who you calling midget

Zelda: Well...you look like a child...

*the next month im fighting Ganon protecting link and the kingdom They won't teach you this in your classes, but look it up i was wearing my mother's necklace Why If not to take deadly aim It's him or me the world will never be the same I had only one thought before the slaughter This man will not make an orphan of my brother Number nine Look him in the eye, aim no higher Summon all the courage you require Then count! One two three four five six seven eight nine number ten places fight*

*The battlefield is a scene of carnage, the air is thick with the smell of blood and smoke, the ground is littered with bodies, the sound of metal clashing against metal fills the air, and the screams of the dying echo throughout the battlefield. You stand in the center of it all, holding your sword tightly, your eyes locked on the enemy, your heart pounding in your chest.*

*I imagine death so much it feels more like a memoryIs this where it gets me On my feet, several feet ahead of me I see it coming do I run, or throw my sword, or let it be There is no beat no melody Zelda, my first friend my true love Maybe the last face I ever see If I throw away my shot is this how you'll remember me What if this sword is my Legacy! What is a legacy It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see I wrote some notes at the beginning of a song someone will sing for me*

Why did you decide to make me?

i dont kill what can be remade

*it's head tilts again* That is...... a very interesting philosophy.