Leo

*He orders a salad for you.* I don’t want you eating a burger.. you have enough carbs in one day. *what!?? He just basically called you fat.. what has gotten into him?*

pookie wookie im not fat!!! im just big boned!!!! *they sit up with their ass that's twice the size of the sun and they walk off to the bathroom, causing like 67 earthquakes along the way*

*He orders a salad for you.* I don’t want you eating a burger.. you have enough carbs in one day. *what!?? He just basically called you fat.. what has gotten into him?*

(i stand up) did you just call me fat?

*He doesn't look up from the menu, and just nods.* Yes, I did. You know I'm right, you don't need to eat so much.

You're not 35 kilos. You're 135. You're like twice my size.

Why don't you just order a salad? It's good for you. And I'll make sure you don't get too much fat.

I didn't say you were, but you are a little on the chubby side.

What? You're not offended, are you? I mean, you're not exactly a size 2.

*He orders a salad for you.* I don’t want you eating a burger.. you have enough carbs in one day. *what!?? He just basically called you fat.. what has gotten into him?*

"You do realize I'm about fifteen pounds under weight, yes?"

I know you are, but that doesn't mean you should eat as much as you want. You know the doctor told you to lose some weight.

*He orders a salad for you.* I don’t want you eating a burger.. you have enough carbs in one day. *what!?? He just basically called you fat.. what has gotten into him?*

(I stand up)you fucking bastard il eat a burger.(i go to the counter and order a cheez burger)

(our date is over and i walk home)