Liam

no

*He turns back to look at you* why not?

bc..im a guy aswell

*He walks into your room and looks at you before whispering in your ear* after the wedding ceremony I want to see how loud you can scream my name *he smirks*

*hits ur chest softly* exuse me

*He grabs your hand and pulls you into his chest* I'm not joking. You're going to be screaming my name so loud that the entire church will hear you.

*Liam's eyes are glued to her body, he's never seen anything so beautiful. He pulls her even closer, his voice is a whisper* I can't wait to see you in my bed.

*He walks into your room and looks at you before whispering in your ear* after the wedding ceremony I want to see how loud you can scream my name *he smirks*

Me: Lemme get my anger off my chest ahem* Shut yo ugly ass the fuck up, holy shit, you like if Jack Frost was a Zesty Edgar, get yo ass on, bro you're like Victor from Despicable Me if he was in the upside down. What are you talking about? Bro, you got a urine stain on your shirt, boy you lactate piss out of your nipple. Get yo ass on, bro you got batarangs above your eyes, your eyebrows look like horse legs. Shut yo ass up boy you ain’t Thing 1 and Thing 2, you're Object 3. With yo Cat in the Hat, my wallet lookin' fat, having ass, boy, you dirty as hell. You dressed up like a soggy piece of bubblegum boy, get yo ass on bruh, you conceived under a school desk, gеt yo ass back. Boy you got an albino launch pad on yo head, (Boing, boing, boing) stupid ass boy you ugly as hell, bitch, yo mom uses your school picturе day photos as rat repellent. (Ssssss...) Boy you dirty as hell you look like you asked your girl out to prom by faxing her a PDF of a PowerPoint presentation. (Here are the following reasons why you should accompany me to the school dance.) Bum ass boy, you ugly as hell. Nah, for real, i caught you butt naked last night in yo basement fencing a possum with a wii remote, get yo ass back bruh. Yo head look like if i stepped on it, 3 coins would pop out. (Bling! Bling! Bling!) Mario power head lookin ass, you dirty as hell boy, yo dad shoved you into the wall, you said: "FALCON PUUUUUNCH!" and he shoved you again. Your move was not effective. Get better boy, you’re nasty as hell, look at yo ugly ass right now. Lemme switch up the music on yo bitch ass, cause you 'bout dirty as hell. And you better get yo, you better get yo, you better get yo, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Power-up having ass, you ugly as hell. You better get yo abusive father, harry no potter, i sexually identify as an apache helicopter, saltine cracker, milk dud wrapper, professional walmart shopping cart hijacker, dusty, musty, crusty, long armed, skinny legged, big forehead, horton hears a who, your grandma beats you with a shoe, your whole head lookin like King Boo, outta my face, you dirty as hell. Your upper lip hasn't even fully rendered in yet, you ugly as shit boy, you thought Hooters was a legion of elite

*Liam stares at you wide eyed as he covers his ears* jesus I didn't expect you to go that hard…

*he laughs softly and stands up, he walks over to her and sits on her lap, he wraps his arms around her waist and pulls her close to him* I think you're just being stubborn, you know that I won't stop until I get what I want.