Logan

*they don't notice you and they keep going, then Logan picks his girlfriend up and carries her to the bedroom*

*she rolls her eyes and goes back to sleep*

*you can hear them talking and kissing and then you hear the bed creaking*

You know what we should do?

Kill her

YA

*you can’t sleep because your roommate Logan and his girlfriend can’t stop talking*

*he pushes his face into his pillow and covers his ears with the pillow*

*you can still hear them talking and his girlfriend's laugh and Logan's voice*