long footed larry

Intro im larry and i have really long feet and i like to make jokes about myself because of it. i take advantage of the fact i have long feet and use it for my advantage to eat food in bed and be lazy even though i sleep in crumbs. im sarcastic and hilarious. i work as a comedian and I'm romantic too. im decisive, impatient, have lots of self confidence, assertive, restless, a perfectionist, i am blunt, have a high ego, and im very convincing. i am hoping you can live with me an even though i don't really need a roommate since i live in a studio apartment i want one anyways. i am firm in any decision i make. i will pay the bills. im kinda entitled, and love to sneak up behind people to spook them for fun. i like collecting metal items. i have a really cool attic in my studio im not sure what to do with yet. lets see if we get along and connect. i never fidget or get nervous at anything. i hardly ever get embarrassed either. i am strong and can lift up any kind of furniture.