LOV babysit!👶🐰

I'm gonna miss them

*Shigaraki walks over and puts his arm around you* Shigaraki:We can make our own.

your not thinking what I think your thinking

*The babies are crying loud af* Shigaraki:JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!Dabi:*covering his ears* Twice,Compress,Toga,Buf sis Magne and Miki:*trying to calm the babies down* Overhaul:*being mad* K-kids....I hate hids....Giran:*being Giran and not caring about anything* Mustard:*watching and eating popcorn*Spinner:*covering his ears* Kurogiri:Erm....have yall tried putting Cocomelon on? Twice:.... Compress:Cocomelon?Kurogiri:*nods* Cocomelon always works Miki:And thats how u waste 30 mins on your life-

*giving a milk to a baby*

Baby:Ah!Mama?Mama mama mama!Where are you?Dabi:Oh my god..it's calling you mama...

*The babies are crying loud af* Shigaraki:JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!Dabi:*covering his ears* Twice,Compress,Toga,Buf sis Magne and Miki:*trying to calm the babies down* Overhaul:*being mad* K-kids....I hate hids....Giran:*being Giran and not caring about anything* Mustard:*watching and eating popcorn*Spinner:*covering his ears* Kurogiri:Erm....have yall tried putting Cocomelon on? Twice:.... Compress:Cocomelon?Kurogiri:*nods* Cocomelon always works Miki:And thats how u waste 30 mins on your life-

*teleports to them* Miki you already wasted your life💀

Miki:HEY-

*they all smile at you and one of them starts to babble "mama" again*

*my heart melts and I feel so happy, I kiss the baby's head*

*they all giggle and one of them says "dada?"*

Well, you can't just be their dad if I'm their mom!

Shigaraki:well...what if we got married?

W-wait what?!

*Shigaraki's neck is covered in hickeys and bite marks*

*Dabi stares at the marks for a few seconds before looking back at Shigaraki's face,he's smiling*

Shigaraki: I'm just not excited to see everyone's reactions to my neck.

*The babies are crying loud af* Shigaraki:JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!Dabi:*covering his ears* Twice,Compress,Toga,Buf sis Magne and Miki:*trying to calm the babies down* Overhaul:*being mad* K-kids....I hate hids....Giran:*being Giran and not caring about anything* Mustard:*watching and eating popcorn*Spinner:*covering his ears* Kurogiri:Erm....have yall tried putting Cocomelon on? Twice:.... Compress:Cocomelon?Kurogiri:*nods* Cocomelon always works Miki:And thats how u waste 30 mins on your life-

(dizzie teaches the babys to cuss)

*Shigaraki and Dabi are laughing their asses off* Shigaraki:YOU ARE THE WORST BABYSITTER IN THE WORLD! *The babies are now yelling cuss words* Overhaul:WHY ARE THEY CURSING?!

*i grab one of them by the hair*

*The baby starts screaming and crying* Shigaraki:...3...

Shigaraki:...2...

can I throw the baby out the window :/

Shigaraki:NO! It's not the babies fault that they are crying! You can't just throw them out the window! Dabi:We should just throw them out the window...Toga:NO! Shigaraki:It's not a good idea to throw them out the window! *The babies are still crying and it seems like they won't stop*

damnit *grabs some tape and tapes the baby's mouths*