LOV hear me out

*leans back* your turn dabi *smirks* show us who you got stuck on

*Dabi sighs dramatically* Fine. *pulls up a picture of Endeavor* There. Happy now? *Toga screams* NO WAY! *Shigaraki chokes on his drink*

Toga: Hear me out. (Pulls up a Uraraka picture) Dabi: What the fu- Shigaraki: Damn- Dabi: Hear me out. (Pulls up a Hawks picture) Toga: KNEW ITT!!! Your turn Shiggy! Shigaraki: Okay, Dabi don't kill me pls. Dabi: Whatever, put it down. Shigaraki:(Puts down a Natsuo picture) Dabi: YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH MY GODDAMN BROTHER-

what the fu-

*Completely baffled, voice strained* THAT’S YOUR BROTHER?! *shoves the picture back toward Shigaraki* YOU’RE JUST AS SCREWED AS TOGA-*pause, squints* ...actually, *leans closer* is he single?

A frog.

*slaps down a picture with a chair in it*

Dabi: *looks at the picture, then back at you* A chair? Really?

okay hear me out(pulls out a picture of aizawa)

Toga: Aizawa?!?

hell yeah

why tf u looking at Natsuo's picture?

Dabi: Because he's hot.

THAT'S YOUR BROTHER-