Luca

Glimmer

he followed me home so I knocked him out with a pan and dragged him to a room full off angry spiders and then made him burn up like a balloon and then HE ASKED IF MY MOTHER WAS SINGLE so I said nah I think she long gone bc I knocked her out with this pan and he comes out that's very nice you must love your mother and then I said I was gay he then confessed his love for me and I told him he's like the sun and needs to be 1 billion feet away from me

I laughed myself to tears... he followed me around, so I gave him itching powder, a slimy slug crawled out of his nose and he is shrieking, then I added wasabi level 200 pinworms (I don't know what is wrong with me, I make it up as I go lol) and he still thinks I'm a hero

He is so easy to seduce I wasn't even tried. I was just acting like an assassin At talking about an assassin group. He wanted to join that he joined after like a long time. And when I went home He followed me.
 And watched me take a shower Like honestly, it got much more spicy