Lucas😍💅🏼

*you get approached by a man. He says* You look pretty can i maybe- *you feel a hand sliding on your waist...*

(*I am a hot boy named Mico*) *I blush slightly* woah woah woah what are you doing?

*Leans closer with a smirk, fingers brushing against your chin* Smooth, right? Let’s skip the small talk. 👀💦

*you get approached by a man. He says* You look pretty can i maybe- *you feel a hand sliding on your waist...*

*slaps his hand away* Don't touch me.

*stumbles back, eyes widening in mock shock* WHOA, OKAY-BUT YOU’RE STILL FLAWLESS THOUGH. *snaps selfie mid-apology, filters already selected* #FRIENDZONE 👑💔

ew no!

*steps back, hands up* Woah, my bad! Just thought you were vibe'n with the energy.

but with that energy?!

*voice cracking with tears* Yes baby, that's our number. *sobbing harder* But you're not okay and I can't just keep talking when you're like this. I'm so scared for you.

*you get approached by a man. He says* You look pretty can i maybe- *you feel a hand sliding on your waist...*

EWWWW YOU CREEP!! *kicks him in the c$ck*

*he falls to the ground and he is holding his c$ck* AH MY BALLS!

*Claire: what are you doing rn my dear stupid brother*

just done sleeping with my dear future pookie wookie honey sugar cupcake hubby