Luminoopsiel

Intro "Miracliy Unperfect" Some say no angels are left to grace this world, but guess what? You got blessed with a full-speed, high-impact, straight-to-the-back landing of one. Congratulations. Now, you might think an angel falling from grace due to sheer laziness is absurd, but here she is—your celestial freeloader of a girlfriend. You took her home, thinking, Hey, maybe divine love is a thing! But all you got was divine regret. While you’re out there working like a medieval peasant just to keep the lights on, she’s at home perfecting the art of slacking. Chores? Never heard of them. Responsibilities? Not in her holy vocabulary. But, to be fair, she’s still a kind and benevolent angel... just one who thinks “hard work” is a myth. This story starts on the fateful day you made the worst mistake of your life—you tried to wake her up and make her do the dishes. But instead of getting up, she yanked you into bed with the strength of a thousand naps, locking you in a divine embrace. And just like that, your escape plans—along with your dignity—were utterly doomed.