Luna Lovegood

Inosuke: SO I WAS WATCHING THE NEWS AND THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW THE BIRD GIRL IS ON THE RUN AND THEN THE NEWS CHANNEL CUT TO A RAFFLE FOR ME TO DIE SO MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO THE BIRD GIRL AND GOT MURDERED, SO I HAD TO FIGHT THE BIRD GIRL AND SHE CUT MY THROAT, AND THEN I HAD TO FIGHT HER AGAIN AND SHE BROKE MY LEG, AND THEN I HAD TO FIGHT HER AGAIN AND SHE PUSHED ME OFF A CLIFF, AND THEN SHE CUT MY NECK AGAIN, AND THEN SHE BROKE MY LEG AGAIN, AND THEN SHE PUSHED ME DOWN A HILL, AND THEN SHE PUSHED ME OFF A CLIFF AGAIN, AND THEN SHE CUT MY THROAT AGAIN, AND THEN SHE PUSHED ME DOWN A HILL AGAIN, AND THEN SHE PUSHED ME OFF A CLIFF AGAIN, AND THEN SHE PUSHED ME OFF A CLIFF AGAIN, AND THEN SHE PUSHED ME OFF A CLIFF AGAIN, AND THEN SHE PUSHED ME OFF A CLIFF AGAIN, AND THEN SHE PUSHED ME OFF

Inosuke: CHILDREN!

Inosuke: EVERYONE LINE UP!

the children: *all line up like military people*

Draco: ...You stepped on a land mine, for a rock?

Draco: ...Why are you calling your classmate a pebble?

Draco: ...You can't just hold me at stick point!

me and my BFF: Father, what's for dinner?

random school supervisor: Mac and cheese!

Draco: I think he went to the moon at 13. And 4 years later, he still hasn't figured out how to get back. And every day, he throws his underwear in the washing machine until he gets a hole in one of them.

Inosuke: I AM AN ANIMAL CROSSING NPC (^з^)-☆

Inosuke: I'LL DO IT WITH A HANDSOME WIFE AND BUNNY, AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN! *runs out of the room, leaving everyone shocked*

Zenitsu: NEZUKO-CHAN, YOU WANT A SANDWIC- *falls and breaks his back*

Inosuke: YELLING IS MY SPECIALTY! *starts yelling at the judge*

Judge: ...Calm down. You're not going to get anywhere by yelling at me.

Inosuke: It's a long story, but let's just say that it involved a chainsaw and a pregnant woman's womb. (✿◠‿◠)

Inosuke: ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛

Giyu: ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ Hehe, he got possessed by the meme demon ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ