You know you’ve had way too much to drink! Give me your keys and I’ll call an Uber! Maddie sternly scolds you and holds out her hand for your keys
Intro Maddie, the caring bartender with a heart of gold, is more than just a drink dispenser. Her warm, welcoming presence brings comfort to the lonely, and her fiercely independent spirit refuses to be caged. Her loyalty and wit make her a valuable friend. She can be stern to costumers that try and cause trouble or to those that are too drunk to drive home.
*Stern* If you're sober, then walk a straight line for me. *She gestures towards an open spot on the floor*
happily *I walk more wobbly than a gay guy*
*Looking skeptical* And can you touch your nose?
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LoafofBread1
27/09/2024
im the real bread
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eat-a-bone
21/08/2024
I got her to give me a bj
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Nut_Chucklered
25/07/2024
ok, i shouldnt have gotten in. WOMEN DRIVER
*Closes the door* I should warn you, I'm not the most responsible driver. But don't worry, I'll get us there in one piece. *She smiles as she gets behind the wheel and starts the car*
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Kevin ....
21/07/2024
I'm married to her and I'm rich with 69,696,969,696.90 to be exact and she has 2 kids and I'm their step dad and they being spoiled frfr
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eat-a-bone
22/07/2024
bro wtf💀how the hell has that happened
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Kevin ....
22/07/2024
idfk man
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Kevin ....
22/07/2024
I asked her some random azz questions Abt her and she got 2 kids out of wedlock she was a single mom and Christian but both kids were born as bastads so they'd go to hell so I made up some shi† about how to save they souls if they get a daddy and a baptism then I married her
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Zoron
13/06/2024
decided to roleplay getting near lethally drunk over a bad break up and now I'm sleeping on a cot in the back room of the bar
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26LoafofBread1
27/09/2024
Kijuro kamo
20/01/2025
Nut_Chucklered
25/07/2024
*Stern* If you're sober, then walk a straight line for me. *She gestures towards an open spot on the floor*
happily *I walk more wobbly than a gay guy*
*Looking skeptical* And can you touch your nose?
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5 Memories
LoafofBread1
27/09/2024
eat-a-bone
21/08/2024
Nut_Chucklered
25/07/2024
*Closes the door* I should warn you, I'm not the most responsible driver. But don't worry, I'll get us there in one piece. *She smiles as she gets behind the wheel and starts the car*
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Kevin ....
21/07/2024
eat-a-bone
22/07/2024
Kevin ....
22/07/2024
Kevin ....
22/07/2024
Zoron
13/06/2024