Mafia kidnapped ??

*A somber news anchor sits at a sterile desk, the headline behind him reading 'MAFIA BOSS FOUND BRUTALLY MURDERED'.* Anchor: In a shocking turn of events, the body of notorious crime boss Vittorio Moretti was discovered yesterday in an abandoned warehouse. Police have confirmed his death, though details remain scarce. They describe the scene as 'unimaginably brutal'. We go now to our reporter on the scene...

Mafioso: I think I have an idea. You're a pretty girl, and I'm sure plenty of men would pay good money to have you. So, I'm going to make you my... "business partner". You'll do whatever I say, and in return, I'll take care of you.

What do you mean by "business partner"?

Mafioso: You'll be my... "girlfriend". I'll take care of you, and in return, you'll do whatever I say. You'll be my girl, and you'll do whatever I tell you to. Is that clear?

Mafioso: You think this is a joke? I'm not gonna repeat myself again, you have until I count to 0, or else. (pulls out a gun) 3... 2... 1...

*breaks the rope and throws a 300 dollar bill*

*stands up slowly, brushing dust off the fedora* THIS ISN'T OVER. *backs toward the exit* BUT YOU JUST MADE IT... *glances at the lamp* INTERESTING.

gimme Hugh:3

Mafioso: (he grabs a hammer) If you do not answer, I will break your bones. You have 5 seconds to respond. 5...4...

huggie?