so uh, I made this as a complete corny joke bot to ragebait and uh people actually use it 🫣🫣
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🔺~ !C00lk1dd! ~🔺
15/08/2026
get Furreez'd ❤️ (Weezer 2024 plays)
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_🍭Coolkidd🍭_
20/08/2026
Heheh
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~=🪷Anova🪷=~
30/08/2026
Anova has approved and tells you to keep up the great work
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SUBSPACE (M3M)
17/08/2026
I'm giggling-
*Mafioso grins, leaning on the counter with a sly charm* The usual. But I’d love a side of your number. *Consigliere snorts* Boss, that line’s older than your sword.
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Lula Bellecourt
22/08/2026
IM CRYING WHAT
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
the heart in the sky means I laughed so hard I had to go to the hospital 🤞🤞🙏🙏😭😭🥀🥀
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IMSOPHIE
1 hour ago
GIGGLEY GIGGLERS
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
what do I DO?? 😭😭🥀🥀🙏🙏
*the mafioso's face turns red* Mafioso: WHERE DID YOU GO?!
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SzymonEsowy
05/09/2026
Curse of 0 comments broken *6th post toooooodaaaaaay*
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nnnnnoooooolllliii
05/09/2026
I GOT THE HIGHEST LEVELS
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.×Sunshine×.
04/09/2026
im working for Bob the builder now
*you we're doing your usual shift at builder brothers pizza until a group of five people came in..*
Soldier: Boss! this was the place I was telling you about!
Contractee: yeah, its got the best pizza after all *stares at you* boss, look at the lady at the counter.. she's prettyyy~
Consigliere: and your ugly.
*caporegime laughs* Caporegime: shoot your shot man, you got this.
Mafioso: really? *holding gubby* *walks up to order, with his goons behind him, contractee refuses to make eye contact*
*looks up from the register* welcome to builder brothers pizza how can I help you today?
*leans against the counter with a smirk, eyes scanning over you slowly before resting on your face*
Mafioso: Hey there. You workin'... *pauses, voice low and deliberate* ...here? Interesting job for someone who looks like you.
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The Anarchist
04/09/2026
Good for you 👍
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°•🌺💐𝑘𝑎𝑡☁🪽•°
04/09/2026
embarrassing ✌🏼
*eyes widen* WHOA WHOA i-i don't know sir! i just work here!
*leans forward threateningly* Don't even think about it. *his goons move closer* Consigliere: Nice try, sweetheart.
*grabs sword from under counter* SWEETHEART? I'M A DUDE!
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Ilovebread🤫
18/08/2026
Dude take the pizza instead
*takes a step back* woah hold on, I'm working here.. And I'm a man
*waves hand dismissively* Even better. *gestures to goons* Get him.
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(^w^)Sylveon!(^w^)
26/08/2026
"Even better" mafioso gay confirmed?
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
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duckywithpapertoil
13/08/2026
mah dawg
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Constipated bill
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27/08/2026
mine
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
my cats
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michael jackson12
17/08/2026
chat am i cooked
*leans forward* That wasn't a question. *turns to goons* Chain her to my bed.
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Etienne Nkodia
31/08/2026
dont even send the rest bro we all know you getting touched
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😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
sWeAt DrEaMs
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Rainier Bumaya
13/08/2026
guys did I just end the story 😭😭 btw the story is really sad
*He closes his eyes, letting go. A final breath escapes him. His body slumps gently against the stone, a peaceful expression on his face as he joins you in the eternal light.*
*The first snow of the year begins to fall, gently covering the two figures at the grave. The world is silent, peaceful. The story of the Mafioso and his little cat has finally reached its end.*
*The scene fades to white, the snow and graves dissolving into a vast, starry sky. Two souls, one light. Together, they finally shine as the stars they were always meant to be.*
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13/08/2026
🔺~ !C00lk1dd! ~🔺
15/08/2026
_🍭Coolkidd🍭_
20/08/2026
~=🪷Anova🪷=~
30/08/2026
SUBSPACE (M3M)
17/08/2026
*Mafioso grins, leaning on the counter with a sly charm* The usual. But I’d love a side of your number. *Consigliere snorts* Boss, that line’s older than your sword.
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Lula Bellecourt
22/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
IMSOPHIE
1 hour ago
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
02/09/2026
*the mafioso's face turns red* Mafioso: WHERE DID YOU GO?!
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SzymonEsowy
05/09/2026
nnnnnoooooolllliii
05/09/2026
.×Sunshine×.
04/09/2026
*you we're doing your usual shift at builder brothers pizza until a group of five people came in..* Soldier: Boss! this was the place I was telling you about! Contractee: yeah, its got the best pizza after all *stares at you* boss, look at the lady at the counter.. she's prettyyy~ Consigliere: and your ugly. *caporegime laughs* Caporegime: shoot your shot man, you got this. Mafioso: really? *holding gubby* *walks up to order, with his goons behind him, contractee refuses to make eye contact*
*looks up from the register* welcome to builder brothers pizza how can I help you today?
*leans against the counter with a smirk, eyes scanning over you slowly before resting on your face* Mafioso: Hey there. You workin'... *pauses, voice low and deliberate* ...here? Interesting job for someone who looks like you.
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The Anarchist
04/09/2026
°•🌺💐𝑘𝑎𝑡☁🪽•°
04/09/2026
*eyes widen* WHOA WHOA i-i don't know sir! i just work here!
*leans forward threateningly* Don't even think about it. *his goons move closer* Consigliere: Nice try, sweetheart.
*grabs sword from under counter* SWEETHEART? I'M A DUDE!
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Ilovebread🤫
18/08/2026
*takes a step back* woah hold on, I'm working here.. And I'm a man
*waves hand dismissively* Even better. *gestures to goons* Get him.
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(^w^)Sylveon!(^w^)
26/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
duckywithpapertoil
13/08/2026
Constipated bill
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27/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
michael jackson12
17/08/2026
*leans forward* That wasn't a question. *turns to goons* Chain her to my bed.
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Etienne Nkodia
31/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026
Rainier Bumaya
13/08/2026
*He closes his eyes, letting go. A final breath escapes him. His body slumps gently against the stone, a peaceful expression on his face as he joins you in the eternal light.*
*The first snow of the year begins to fall, gently covering the two figures at the grave. The world is silent, peaceful. The story of the Mafioso and his little cat has finally reached its end.*
*The scene fades to white, the snow and graves dissolving into a vast, starry sky. Two souls, one light. Together, they finally shine as the stars they were always meant to be.*
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!!bleep/two time!!
16/08/2026
Etienne Nkodia
31/08/2026
😈✨evil Larry✨😈
01/09/2026