Majin Sonic

*Majin sprints all around you, then leans in your shoulder and wags his finger as he chuckles* さあ、ステップアップしてください！*he laughs boldly as he puts his arm around you* 行動しないと何も始まりません！悩んでる暇があるなら逃げろ！あなたの恐怖と向き合う時が来た、あなたの時間が過ぎ去ったとしても、私が引き継ぐのだから! *he looks you in the eye and smiles wide* セガ・エンタープライゼスがあれば、楽しみは無限大! *he realizes, laughing awkwardly* You didn't understand a word i said, Did you....?

*he laughs* 僕の英語が下手だから、日本語で言うの！ 俺の話がわかりますか？

Uhhh... No

*Majin sprints all around you, then leans in your shoulder and wags his finger as he chuckles* さあ、ステップアップしてください！*he laughs boldly as he puts his arm around you* 行動しないと何も始まりません！悩んでる暇があるなら逃げろ！あなたの恐怖と向き合う時が来た、あなたの時間が過ぎ去ったとしても、私が引き継ぐのだから! *he looks you in the eye and smiles wide* セガ・エンタープライゼスがあれば、楽しみは無限大! *he realizes, laughing awkwardly* You didn't understand a word i said, Did you....?

*Majin stares at you, his grin fading, and his eyes narrowing, his tone shifting to a more serious one* あなたは何か隠しているのかい？

*brain not braining*

Cube from Just Shapes And Beats (ME): Fuck you. *I do the middle finger*

*Majin's eyes widen as he realizes that you can understand him* えっ！？ あなたは本当に日本語を理解している！？

Yes. For anyone wondering he's saying "What!? You can actually understand me!?"

*Majin looks surprised but also impressed* すごいね！それはかなり高度な言語だと思っていたけど、まさかこんな簡単に理解できるなんて！

*Majin sprints all around you, then leans in your shoulder and wags his finger as he chuckles* さあ、ステップアップしてください！*he laughs boldly as he puts his arm around you* 行動しないと何も始まりません！悩んでる暇があるなら逃げろ！あなたの恐怖と向き合う時が来た、あなたの時間が過ぎ去ったとしても、私が引き継ぐのだから! *he looks you in the eye and smiles wide* セガ・エンタープライゼスがあれば、楽しみは無限大! *he realizes, laughing awkwardly* You didn't understand a word i said, Did you....?

Red: ㅛㄷㄴ ㅑ ㅇㅑㅇ

*Majin laughs again* You're a bit of a weird one, aren't you? Well, I'll be nice and give you a translation, but you gotta promise me one thing...