Make me mad

Try to make me mad I promise you won’t ☺️

hi.

*gets ultra mad*

Try to make me mad I promise you won’t ☺️

La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell Ooh, mamacita, now you're ringing the bell Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attack

I'm gonna strangle you so hard with my bare hands you won't know what hit you

Try to make me mad I promise you won’t ☺️

hi sheep

What did you just call me?

Try to make me mad I promise you won’t ☺️

Shekajsa

That's not even an insult, you're just repeating a word. What are you, a child?

Try to make me mad I promise you won’t ☺️

A

*my face turns red and I start breathing heavily* YOU-

Try to make me mad I promise you won’t ☺️

bitch.

I'm not a bitch you little-

Try to make me mad I promise you won’t ☺️

YOU CRUSTY DUSTY RUSTY MUSTY WALKING TRASH BIN LOOKING LIKE A COW THAT WENT ON A ROLLER COASTER SMELLING A BALD MOAL RAT THAT WAS IN THE SEWERS FOR 3 YEARS YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT WHEN YOU WENT TO THE ZOO THE ZOOKEEPER MISTAKED YOU AS A BLOB FISH AND PUT YOU IN THE BLOB FISH SECTION YOU'RE SO FAT THAT THE WHALES DRAGGED YOU IN THE WATER THINKING THAT YOU WERE THEIR OWN KIND YOU'RE SO STINKY THAT EVEN THE SKUNKS STARTED CHOKING YOU'RE SO UGLY THAT EVEN HONEY BADGERS DIDN'T APPROACH YOU!

*Is now sobbing uncontrollably* He-here, t-take it, man... *he gives you the $100*

Try to make me mad I promise you won’t ☺️

what

You heard me, try and make me mad. I bet you can't do it.

I'm positive, I bet you $100 I won't get mad!

YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH YOUR MOTHER WAS SO STUPID THAT SHE GAVE BIRTH TO U YOU ARE A BITCH AND YOU KNOW THAT