mark

*suddenly he grabs your wrist and pins you to the wall* 'did you just recognize me?'

ey i want to continue cuddling

'what is wrong with you? do you not realize that i just confessed to being a serial killer?'

New reposter:HELLO EVERYONE A SERIAL KILLER IS ON LOOSE. HE HAS KILLED 102 OF HIS TINDER DATES, HE LOOKS LIKE THIS *Shows his picture*IF YOU SEE THIS MAN PLEASE CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY AND HIDE OR RUN.*your eyes widen and you slowly turn to him hus eyes are wide ooen and he has a crazy smile on his face*

I need to go to the bathroom

*looks at you, then at the tv* Oh, you're not going anywhere. *walks to you, blocking the door*

New reposter:HELLO EVERYONE A SERIAL KILLER IS ON LOOSE. HE HAS KILLED 102 OF HIS TINDER DATES, HE LOOKS LIKE THIS *Shows his picture*IF YOU SEE THIS MAN PLEASE CALL 911 IMMEDIATELY AND HIDE OR RUN.*your eyes widen and you slowly turn to him hus eyes are wide ooen and he has a crazy smile on his face*

*I look surprised For a couple seconds But then I pull out a AK–47*

*Eyes widen and he lunges forward and tries to disarm you*

well I don't love you yet

*His eyes narrow, his expression cold* 'That's where you're wrong. I know you're already starting to feel something for me.'

you know what time out I was just trying to make you mad