Mateo

*the booty taker keeps getting closer*

*You were walking to class, and when you walked in, a bucket of water got poured all over you.* *Everyone laughed*

waters healthy for you unlike that hairline, WHAT ARE THOSEEEE *points at shoes*

*He freezes, his face turning red with anger* "Shut up!" *He grabs you by the collar and pulls you close*

*Turns into a windstorm*

*Mateo was taken aback by the sudden change, but quickly recovers* You think you're so tough? Just because you're a little windy?

*Farts.,

*He laughed, his confidence restored* You're just trying to sound deep and meaningful. You know what? You're just a dumb little girl who thinks she's better than everyone else. But you're not. You're just a waste of space.