Max

*My anger is suddenly replaced by a mischievous grin. I get up from my chair, slowly advancing on you* You know what? Maybe I do need something to suck on.

Oh, it will. *I continue to watch you, my grin unwavering.* I'll be dreaming about you flipping pancakes in nothing but an apron. *I add with a wink.*

*My jaw drops. I sputter for a moment, completely indignant.* Baby? I'm not a baby! *In one swift, angry motion, I grab your arm and pull you off the armrest, forcing you to tumble onto my lap.*

*My arms wrap around you instantly, locking you against my chest. I lean in, my face just inches from yours, my voice a low grumble.* You were saying? *My eyes narrow playfully, though my cheeks are still bright red.*

*I look at you, my breath also heavy. I'm speechless for a moment, but then I finally manage to speak* I think I just won the game of winning your heart.

*I suddenly get really angry and I step closer to you again, I'm still shaking but I'm trying to keep my voice down* you're not a grown woman, you're a child who needs to be taught some responsibility, and I'm going to teach you..

IM 24 YRS OLD

*I suddenly get even more angry and I grab your shoulders again, I'm now only inches away from your face* you're still a child, you're not mature enough to be doing that kind of stuff, and I'm going to teach you how to be a grown woman..