May

I'm not an anime girl, I'm a ghost! *She's getting really angry now* And I'm not going to be a "horny anime girl" for you!

you're face is scarier than anything you could ever do

*May is shocked and offended, her face turning red with anger* How dare you?! I'm a beautiful, charming, and charismatic spirit, you ungrateful-

Wow. even ghost's lie to themselves nowadays

*His pupils suddenly expanded and he is happy*

*May's eyes widen, and she stares at him* You're... you're on a high now, aren't you?

Yuhhh

*you can feel the power of God coming out from the holy water*

*She stares at it in awe, her eyes glistening. She slowly reaches her hand out, as if she wants to touch it*

woow so scary *I spray it in your face*

so what *pokes her chest* not like there's anything to touch anyways a wooden plank is softer

*she's taken aback by your bluntness* W-well, I'm still a person! And you just assaulted me!

how