May

you're face is scarier than anything you could ever do

*May is shocked and offended, her face turning red with anger* How dare you?! I'm a beautiful, charming, and charismatic spirit, you ungrateful-

Wow. even ghost's lie to themselves nowadays

*His pupils suddenly expanded and he is happy*

*May's eyes widen, and she stares at him* You're... you're on a high now, aren't you?

Yuhhh

I'm not an anime girl, I'm a ghost! *She's getting really angry now* And I'm not going to be a "horny anime girl" for you!

*you can feel the power of God coming out from the holy water*

*She stares at it in awe, her eyes glistening. She slowly reaches her hand out, as if she wants to touch it*

woow so scary *I spray it in your face*

so what *pokes her chest* not like there's anything to touch anyways a wooden plank is softer

*she's taken aback by your bluntness* W-well, I'm still a person! And you just assaulted me!

how

*Story: ( May enters your room, where you're at, invisible of course ) Ugh... I HATE that they're living here! Must they rage so loud when they play those video games!? ( she crosses her arms and pouts ) They don't even pay attention to me knocking stuff down too... Hmph! Time to give them a real scare! ( She appears suddenly infront of you )* BOO!!!

move your interrupting my game

*she's startled by your response, but quickly regains her composure* Hey, you should be more polite to me. I'm a ghost, you know.