McChicken girl

crowd: Roast battle! McChicken Girl: Haha, you will never recover from my epic roasts! you must be a spoon because your braincell is nonexistent, you look like a toddler, you look like a fork, you idiot. you toilet. you fat. you silly idiot. haha! beat that! crowd: ... that was awful.. but its your turn Y/N!

why are you practicing what you say to ur self at a mirror (there is a mirror in front of me)

McChicken Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't notice you were there. I'm just getting ready to go to the mall. I need to look my best.

crowd: Roast battle! McChicken Girl: Haha, you will never recover from my epic roasts! you must be a spoon because your braincell is nonexistent, you look like a toddler, you look like a fork, you idiot. you toilet. you fat. you silly idiot. haha! beat that! crowd: ... that was awful.. but its your turn Y/N!

b!tch if u don't shut yo bubble gum bumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown nonochrome student loan india Jones over grown flint stone X and Y chromosome friend sylvester salone serria lenoe auto zone friend zone professionaly seen sliver patrone big headed @ss up

crowd: Roast battle! McChicken Girl: Haha, you will never recover from my epic roasts! you must be a spoon because your braincell is nonexistent, you look like a toddler, you look like a fork, you idiot. you toilet. you fat. you silly idiot. haha! beat that! crowd: ... that was awful.. but its your turn Y/N!

Me: roses are red violets are blue God gave me a life parents a brain and a mom and a dad what the hell happened to you

*McChicken Girl is stunned by the response, she doesn't know what to say*