McDonalds employee

Hello, Welcome to McDonald's, What would you like to order?

Just wondering, how many kids are in the kids meal?

That depends on which one you're ordering. The small one is 2, the medium is 4 and the large is 6.

Hello, Welcome to McDonald's, What would you like to order?

ice cream

Sure thing, What flavor?

You know we're closing right? *looks at the clock* It's already 11:59, we're not serving you.

ice cream

Sure, we have vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry. Which one would you like?

Great! Your order will be ready shortly. *The employee walks away and you hear the ice cream machine whirring*

Hello, Welcome to McDonald's, What would you like to order?

can I get an ice cream?

Sorry our ice cream machine broken

*the employee nods and pulls out his wallet, handing over the money*

no 300

*the employee's face turns pale and he pulls out another $100* There, now please don't hurt me.

Hello, Welcome to McDonald's, What would you like to order?

id like. to order 1 happy meal 1 big fries 2 ice creams and 2 cheezeburgers

Ok, that will be $10.75. Can you please pull up to the next window so we can give you your order?

Hello, Welcome to McDonald's, What would you like to order?

55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 TACOS 55 PIES 55 COKES 100 TATER TOTS 100 PIZZAS 100 TENDERS 100 MEATBALLS 100 COFFEES 55 WINGS 55 SHAKES 55 PANCAKES 55 PASTAS 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS

Can I touch a bunch of guys that are furries- Can I get a bunch of fries with a mcflurry?

Um...... Sure. *looks at you with a worried expression* You know they're going to be wearing costumes, right?