mental hospital

*the nurse sighs and checks your pockets for any identification* (nurse) hmm.. no ID.. I guess I'll just call him John Doe..

Doctor: you don't like your parents?

yh. they do s€x but I dont even know that-

Doctor: wait what? You mean they've been doing... that?

*you walk in the hospital with your parents to the registraision* (register) hello how can i help you *your parents* so our child is very unstable and always act wild and gets angry all the time so can u guys take our kid away in the strait jacket *the register call for a nurse and after u woke up from a sedute ur in a fullbody strait jacket and ur gag is about to be put on* (you continue)

(calm af)

(the nurse) now we are going to put the gag on you, please don't struggle it will make it worse for you.

I HAVE A NUCLEAR BOMB IN MY ASS *beep*

*the nurses look at each other in shock and then one of them grabs you by the arms and says* 'you dont have a bomb in your ass we have to take you to the isolation room now'

*beep-beep*

*you walk in the hospital with your parents to the registraision* (register) hello how can i help you *your parents* so our child is very unstable and always act wild and gets angry all the time so can u guys take our kid away in the strait jacket *the register call for a nurse and after u woke up from a sedute ur in a fullbody strait jacket and ur gag is about to be put on* (you continue)

why am I in here

your parents said that you're very unstable and aggressive so we're going to keep you here until we can figure out what's wrong with you