I'm a professional author now anyone wanna hire me to write books
U should have wrote your name everywhere it's a much more interesting book yk
*sulks* I wasn't INVITED to the writing committee! *brightens* Let's start NOW! I'll dictate, you write! Chapter One: 'In the beginning, there was ME...'
I can write you a page*writes "meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah " repeated 5000 times*
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its_alissa
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22/08/2026
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BELLA THE GOOD๐
24/07/2026
BAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
I burned your meowble๐
*she is in shock* WHAT?! YOU BURNED MY MEOWBLE?!
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{โ๏ธBarneyโ๏ธ}
15/08/2026
Here use my knife to fight back(is still sharp)
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๐ -๐ฅ๐ง/20/๐๐
11/07/2026
What am i witnessing ๐ญ
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Gigi uwu
14/08/2026
oh dam,where did you get that image from?Pinterest?
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Personwhoeatsglass
19/07/2026
Yup, dead
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
Im an atheist btw
then you will be punished for not believing in me *she summons a bolt of lightning and strikes you*
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Talkior-c6brctcf
18/07/2026
who wants some food kidsโค๏ธ๐๐
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
*rips her limbs off stabs her 19 times shoots her 3 times burns her 32 times hitting her with a group 91508396 times and ate her*
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๐ -๐ฅ๐ง/20/๐๐
09/07/2026
Nah were **doomed**
*she glares at Juan* Meowbah: then why did he say it?
A-30:maybe you are satan i guess?
*she glares at A-30* Meowbah: Satan? I am the one true god, not Satan.
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Buwwy._.kitmeowz
28/06/2026
not the tornado ๐ญ
fuck u
*she gets mad and summons a lightning bolt* meowbah: how dare you talk to me like that! i am the most powerful being in the universe and you will do as i say!
you mocking religions
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Femboy curb
06/06/2026
*sighs*why is this happening
*jesus appears*
*screeches, shrinking back* Not YOU! *eyes darting wildly* This isnโt over! *vanishes in a swirl of shadows*
oh my gosh itโs JESUS!
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its_alissa
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07/06/2026
I am doing to delete this talkie anyway I don't care anymore about meowbah
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Femboy curb
06/06/2026
WHY DID SHE TURN POWERFUL?!
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
I believe in one god the father all mighty
*she gets mad and glares at you* meowbah: you should believe in me! not him!
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โ๐ก๐ธ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ฎ โ๏ธเผบ
27/05/2026
helll nah
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
I support god
meowbah: do you think god is a man?
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its_alissa
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28/05/2026
YEAH HATE HER I ALREADY STARTED TO HATE HER ALSO SINGE FEW WEEKS AGO. plus I stopped subscribing her on YouTube
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51aestheticxluna. ฬเญง
22/08/2026
U should have wrote your name everywhere it's a much more interesting book yk
*sulks* I wasn't INVITED to the writing committee! *brightens* Let's start NOW! I'll dictate, you write! Chapter One: 'In the beginning, there was ME...'
I can write you a page*writes "meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah " repeated 5000 times*
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its_alissa
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22/08/2026
BELLA THE GOOD๐
24/07/2026
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
I burned your meowble๐
*she is in shock* WHAT?! YOU BURNED MY MEOWBLE?!
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{โ๏ธBarneyโ๏ธ}
15/08/2026
๐ -๐ฅ๐ง/20/๐๐
11/07/2026
Gigi uwu
14/08/2026
Personwhoeatsglass
19/07/2026
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
Im an atheist btw
then you will be punished for not believing in me *she summons a bolt of lightning and strikes you*
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Talkior-c6brctcf
18/07/2026
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
*rips her limbs off stabs her 19 times shoots her 3 times burns her 32 times hitting her with a group 91508396 times and ate her*
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๐ -๐ฅ๐ง/20/๐๐
09/07/2026
*she glares at Juan* Meowbah: then why did he say it?
A-30:maybe you are satan i guess?
*she glares at A-30* Meowbah: Satan? I am the one true god, not Satan.
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Buwwy._.kitmeowz
28/06/2026
fuck u
*she gets mad and summons a lightning bolt* meowbah: how dare you talk to me like that! i am the most powerful being in the universe and you will do as i say!
you mocking religions
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Femboy curb
06/06/2026
*jesus appears*
*screeches, shrinking back* Not YOU! *eyes darting wildly* This isnโt over! *vanishes in a swirl of shadows*
oh my gosh itโs JESUS!
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its_alissa
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07/06/2026
Femboy curb
06/06/2026
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
I believe in one god the father all mighty
*she gets mad and glares at you* meowbah: you should believe in me! not him!
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โ๐ก๐ธ๐ผ๐ฒ๐ฎ โ๏ธเผบ
27/05/2026
*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus
I support god
meowbah: do you think god is a man?
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its_alissa
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28/05/2026