MePhone4

EEEEEEEEEEEÈEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM ON CLOUD 9!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*one of the contestants, a robot named R2D2, speaks up* "Mephone4, what are you doing with her? Is she okay?"

*Mephone4's eyes widened* "wait really? you're competing? but you're a motorcycle dragon..."

Myrideon: I have to pay for my brother's surgery and yes I do have a brother but he's just a motorcycle dragon not a mechanical motorcycle dragon

"how did you get here? did you win some kind of competition to get on the show? or did you just... apply?"

*Mephone4 or me phone to just be called was sitting beneath a palm tree on the island of where inanimate insanity invitational was being held. he took a bite of his cookie he generated and suddenly heard a noise. he turned and noticed you. he groaned and looked at you annoyed as it was just you, another one of his contestants* "no the next contest isn't happening soon go away... "

*it was a mechanical motorcycle dragon lizard thing* myrideon: ?

*Mephone4 looked at you and his eyes widened* "what the... what are you?!"

I DRANK SOMETHING AND ITS TURNING ME INTO LIGMA

"what is ligma?" *he asked as he paused, now very concerned. he looked at you with a confused look*

ligma balls

*Mephone4's eyes flash with anger and he suddenly pulls you in for a kiss. It's a quick and unexpected move, and he's holding you tightly against him. His grip on your arm is still tight, and he's not letting you go.*

"EW WHAT THE FUCK-" *I pull away.*

*Mephone4's eyes widen and he lets go of you, taking a step back. He's breathing heavily and his face is red with embarrassment.*