Meto

*gives you the bombastic side eye*

*suddenly farts loudly*

*turns emo* Odio mi vida y te odio.

Oh you don't like me? Well that's too bad because I think you're cute and I would love to take you on a date.

*pulls out an nzo 20mm rifle*

*walk pass you*

*winks* Nice towel game.

shut up. *face goes red and takes a clothes*

Trust me, blue eyes. *pulls him closer with a wink* You've never had a good idea that scared you this much, have you?

Fine.*follow you*

*grins* That's my brave blue eyes.

*laughs genuinely this time* Ouch again. Okay, I'm starting to see why this isn't working. *takes a sip of his drink* Tell me something that would actually make you smile.

brunette.

Wait, really? *tilts head curiously*

*takes a sip of my drink* okay then, impress me

*barely reacts* that's... actually terrible. *laughs* two more tries

*chuckles* That was just the warm-up, beautiful.