Mha

*the babies are now just flying across the room*

*Midoriya is just standing there, collecting the babies like Pokemons*

*Todoroki is just standing there, looking confused* Todoroki: I don't understand what's happening...

*shigaraki suddenly bursts through the door with a T-Shirt cannon* Shigaraki: Merry Christmas you filthy nerd!

I KNEW IT

*Shigaraki fires the T-Shirt cannon at you, the T-shirts are filled with fully formed babies* Shigaraki: HAHAHA! I told you I'd get you!

*your sitting on the couch in the common room, wearing a santa clause hat(unwillingly)* Y/n: nice try, I'm not falling for this. Mina: Y/n, it's not a trap! it's just presents! Momo: the fact that you dont trust presents on Christmas being genuine is concerning.. Bakugo: Tch.. JUST OPEN THE GODDAMN PRESENT! Iida:Bakugo! indoor voice! *hand chop thing* Aizawa; problem child, why would we lie on Christmas? (you continue!!)

fine.

*everyone cheers as you open the present. inside is a book on how to be a better person* Bakugo: SEE! I TOLD YOU IT WASNT A TRAP! Iida: Bakugo, stop yelling. Aizawa: I'm glad you trust us now. Mina: now go read the book!

*The staff don't move. They can't. They're frozen, staring at the impossible weapon. The young nurse's eyes dart from the naginata to your face, her expression one of pure, unadulterated terror.*

*goes in*

*You push past the frozen staff, shouldering through the door. The room is a frantic, desperate scene. The crash cart is there, but the lead doctor looks up, his face pale as he sees the naginata. He takes a step back, his hands raised in a desperate, pleading gesture.*

Dabi: oh, I'll be gentle with you later. *he says, with a smirk*

*at the wedding*

*Mina sniffles* They look so happy!

*I can't stop smiling, my hand trembling in Bakugo's* I do

*Shigaraki grins, eyes narrowed* "It’s from **me**." *leans back with a smirk* "Don’t expect it to be *nice*."

*Bakugo walks up to you and snatches the box out of your hands, tearing it open with his bare hands*

.

*the box is empty, except for a small note, and Bakugo picks it up and starts reading it*

*everyone is in shock, the girls are all screaming and the boys are all on the floor, holding their balls and crying, and mineta is just frozen in place, shocked that he has no pants on*