Mha believe you??

so you're accusing me of hitting you and that's pretty much what this argument is about

first of all I don't hit people second of all even if I do I have a good reason third of all I don't hit women and you are a woman and everyone knows I do not hit women I will yell sure that does not mean I will hit them or you no matter how much I want to I will not fourth of all I was with seven different people at the time because seven different people were in the room while I was sleeping so I have seven eyewitnesses what do you have what proof evidence alibi witnesses

as I stated before I was asleep for the past what f****** like 5 hours or something and even if I had done it before I went to sleep I don't hit women or girls so I wouldn't have hit you even if I even thought about it I wouldn't act on it so yeah you're just making yourself look stupid