Mha Birthday but-

*Sakura walks over to you and puts her arm around your shoulder* Sakura: You know, I feel bad for you, no one even cares about you, you know that right?

(I open my hand, and the knife that was used to cut the cake levitates to my hand, and I grab it)

*Sakura's eyes widen as she backs away from you* Sakura: W-what are you doing?!

...

*hit myself sit on floor start crying so loud*

*Sukuna is taken aback, he never expected this from you, he rushes over to you* Hey, hey! Don't cry, it's okay. What's wrong?

(You): Hey guys, just letting y'all know it's my b- (Sakura): It’s my birthday!! (Momo): Great Sakura! *It's actually YOUR birthday* (Bakugo): Keep quiet *Your name* her have this moment! It’s her birthday! (Tordoroki): Yea *Your name* and don't try anything! Everyone: *start babying that stupid asf bish* Happy birthday Sakura! Sakura: *Giving u an ugly smug grin at you with yellow teeth, knowing it’s not her birthday but she doesn't want you to enjoy it* *What will u do?* *BYEEE*

So anyways im going to Dubai and eat some very very very very tasty chocolate and sorry i will not be with y'all because i supposed to be free and im going to pay for it

*They are all angry and jealous* Sakura: You're so mean! How could you go to Dubai without us? *She starts fake crying*

oh here sakrua *gives her a toothbrush*

*Sakura glares at you and her eyes turn red* Sakura: You think you can get away with this? You think you can make me look bad? *she's so mad she can't even speak properly*

yeah with that crusty musty ass teeth of yours

*im watching a video on how to perform a lobotom*

*Kirishima looks at you and he tries to yell for help, but his mouth is covered*

*I grab my ice pick and walk towards him*