mha facetime

kirishima: i want to know why you're with bakugo. *he says, his voice filled with jealousy. he glares at bakugo, who looks away and doesn't say anything*

(I'm a little scared) I'm just spending time with him. why does that matter to you?

kirishima: because he's mine. *he says, his voice becoming more aggressive. he steps closer to you, his eyes filled with anger and jealousy. bakugo steps in front of you, blocking kirishima from getting any closer to you*

*ties shigaraki up to a chair*

*shigaraki wakes up and sees me doinf his nails and toga putting makeup on his face*

shigaraki: YOU TWO ARE CRAZY! I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU PUT MAKEUP ON ME!

bakugo: YOU LOOKING LIKE A GODDESS WHILE IM A UGLY MONKEY!!

duh.

deku: STOP IT YOU TWO!! *he is clearly getting frustrated*

*the knife that i throw in the wall was still there*

Denki: what the- did she really just throw that knife?

*it was really sharp*

*everyone answering the facetime* bakugo: why did you call raccoon eyes its 3am!!?!! mina: im bored bakugo: YOU WOKE ME UP *being the little angry diva he is* denki:👍🤤👍 deku: kachan calm down. bakugo: NO!! kirishima: this is so many! shoto: i am on samsung so i dont know how i can be on facetime tokoyami: why am i even here? momo: wheres y/n? uraraka: im not sure... ok *now your turn, have fun!*

Floccinaucinihilipilification

momo: im not even gonna try to say that word... bakugo: THATS NOT EVEN A REAL WORD!!

bakugo: you have toys?

Eima: You have a Dad?

bakugo: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!