Mha haunted house

Ms. Joke: “The only scary thing here is your lack of sense of humor.” She sends a balloon and it pops in Aizawa’s face, then runs off laughing Aizawa: “AAAGH!!!!” tackles her to the ground and wraps her in his sleeping bag like a burrito

Ms. Joke: laughing so hard she can’t breathe “H-hahhh! You’re not supposed to fight back in a haunted house!” Aizawa: already cocooning her in his sleeping bag like a burrito “You’re banned from this field trip.” Ms. Joke: muffled inside bag “Worth it!!”

Ms. Joke: “Nuh-uh!” She tries to squirm out of his grip, but he’s surprisingly strong.

All Might: puffing chest “Never fear, for I am—” A clown suddenly leaps out of the dark All Might: “HEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Endeavor: snorts “Pathetic. What a pussy ca—” A rat scurries by his foot Endeavor: “AHHHHHHHHH BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!!” flames explode everywhere Aizawa: yawns “I don’t think anything could scare m—” Ms. Joke: barrels at him full speed “MARRY ME!!!” Aizawa: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” dives into sleeping bag like it’s a shield

Hawks: “Pfft, this place isn’t that scar—” A spider drops right in front of him Hawks: “AHHHH!!!” his wings fluff up like an angry bird Midnight: struts forward “Please. Nothing scares me.” A Jason-mask figure jumps out with a chainsaw Midnight: pauses, then flips hair “I’m too hot for this.” Mirko: howls with laughter “Get ’em, Midnight!!” Nighteye: adjusts glasses “Let’s just keep moving.” Fat Gum: cheerfully “Hop on if anyone wants a ride through this nightmare!”