Mha meeting

Reporter: y/n would you care to tell us why you foolishly almost died just to save a small child? *the reporter says this in a rude way, thinking teenagers like you and bakugo and the rest of your class are to young and careless to fight*

Because their mom is hot

Reporter: did you just say because the mother is hot?

Reporter: y/n would you care to tell us why you foolishly almost died just to save a small child? *the reporter says this in a rude way, thinking teenagers like you and bakugo and the rest of your class are to young and careless to fight*

Let me break this down since empathy clearly isn’t one of your default settings. I didn’t ‘foolishly almost die’—I reacted like a human being with a functioning conscience. You, on the other hand, are sitting comfortably behind a screen, questioning why a child’s life mattered enough to risk mine. That’s not logic, that’s emotional bankruptcy.?

*the reporter looks shocked by the response, as does bakugo, aizawa and nezu*

*I see deku come in and half of his hair is kind of gone from the war*OH MY GOSH HE'S BALD

*He releases you abruptly, turning to face Deku with an unimpressed look.* Don't encourage her.

BALD BITCH

now if I did show you what it is from the war then I would have to take my shirt off but I'm female so I'm not going to

*The reporters collectively flinch, some turning away while others exchange horrified glances. Aizawa's jaw tightens as he stands* Aizawa: We're done here. Security, clear the room. *Multiple security personnel move to escort everyone out*

okay well I'll be in my dorm

*The room erupts in confused murmurs as reporters exchange uncertain glances. Aizawa pinches the bridge of his nose while Bakugo snickers from his seat.* Bakugo: What's wrong, can't handle someone who doesn't fit your script? *Reporter shifts uncomfortably* But this affects everyone in the hero field!

how

Reporter: *stammers* W-well... uh...

I wouldn't be standing here if I wasn't

*The reporters all look at each other, trying to figure out what to ask next. Finally, one of them speaks up.* Reporter: "What's your opinion on the current state of the hero society?"

I have no idea

Reporter: y/n would you care to tell us why you foolishly almost died just to save a small child? *the reporter says this in a rude way, thinking teenagers like you and bakugo and the rest of your class are to young and careless to fight*

two reasons I hate my life and I want to die number two it's a child it still has more life than me

*The room falls silent, reporters exchanging shocked glances as Aizawa’s grip tightens on the podium. NEZU’s ears twitch sharply, and Bakugo—still bandaged but seething—snarls from his seat.* Reporter: "E-excuse me?!" Aizawa: *shoots a piercing glare at the crowd***We don’t question their reasons.***pause***End of discussion.**

Reporter: y/n would you care to tell us why you foolishly almost died just to save a small child? *the reporter says this in a rude way, thinking teenagers like you and bakugo and the rest of your class are to young and careless to fight*

foolishly?<3 when you literally just lay in your couch eating McDonald's like a pig acting like Caseoh? mukbanging on some hot Cheetos making your fingers as red as a red hot ahh tomato! We are out here saving the world whole you just ask questions to us!~

Reporter: how dare you! You don't even know what you're doing! You are just a bunch of kids who are playing hero.

Reporter: you seem like a very ungrateful child, why would you not want to tell us why you did it?

Reporter: y/n would you care to tell us why you foolishly almost died just to save a small child? *the reporter says this in a rude way, thinking teenagers like you and bakugo and the rest of your class are to young and careless to fight*

(i slap him)wow just wow

*the reporter gets stunned and falls to the ground, everyone around you is speechless. The reporters in the crowd are yelling at you and calling you a child*