MHA-Pick me

Bob (he is a rock but mouthless):(does nothing but shoots all of them 1942 times with a rocket launcher and runs over them with a Boeing 707 50 times, and i set them on fire while i stick poles on them as i slowly and painfully remove their organs)

*all the students and teachers are laying on the ground, unconscious, except for Emily who's standing in front of you, her face red with anger and tears in her eyes*

(writes down "womp womp")

Emily:Y/N HIT ME! *fake crying* Momo:WE HATE YOU Y/N! Deku:GET OUT! Aizawa:YOUR IN SOME BIG TROUBLE YOUNG LADY/MAN! Bakugo:*throws a rock at you* Mina:*trying to calm down Emily* Kirishma:*also calming Emily down* Denki:*dumb*

*FBI OPEN UP* FBI: Hands up all mha

*the whole class is in a panic, they're all trying to get out of the classroom but they can't, the FBI is outside the door*

Momo:you'll have to write a 10 page essay on why you shouldn't hit girls. And you won't be allowed to hang out with your friends for a week!

excuse me? im a girl too. i've been whit so much pain of people hitting me, and now thats what you treat me?

Momo:oh, I didn't know that...... Denki:hey, maybe you could be the new pick me of the class! Momo:yeah, that's a great idea!