🍩MHA PICK ME🍩

*The group nods* Good idea. *Fumiko's voice gets louder* I DEMAND- *Todoroki quietly* She's like a leaking faucet.

*we just eat lunch while shes screaming*

*Midnight suddenly appears* Fumiko. My office. NOW. *Fumiko pouts* But- Midnight: *whips out her quirk* Sweet dreams.

*Todoroki's phone screen lights up with message after message. He quickly silences it, glancing nervously at your sleeping form* Hawks: The whole staff's talking about it! Even All For One saw and said 'cute' 😱 *Todoroki's eyes widen in horror* Even him?! *Mina peeks over* What'd he say?! *Todoroki quickly covers the screen* Nothing important. *glances at you sleeping peacefully* They're not going to wake up, right?

*Fumiko screeches as the staple hits her cheek* FUMIKO: OW! YOU'RE DEAD! *AllergicToShirt rips off shirt dramatically* Shirt: I'LL KILL YOU! *Aizawa's eye twitches* Aizawa: Not again.

Fumiko: oh you mean that scrawny, ugly, stupid, annoying, idiotic, useless, pathetic, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic, annoying, stupid, useless, idiotic

*The smoke clears, revealing a completely unharmed Fumiko, who is now sporting a pair of devil horns and a tail* Fumiko: Oh, you think a little holy water is gonna stop me? I'm a demon, remember?

*the sprinkler turned into a rocket and Aizawa gets blasted to space*

*it rained Bart Simpson*

*thousands of Bart Simpsons fall* Bart: DON'T HAVE A COW MAN! *lands on Mineta* OW MY SPLEEN! *everyone gets pelted*

*Fumiko stomps her foot* I'm the PRETTIEST here and you should all be worshipping me! *Kirishima gags* Man, her ego's more inflated than Mineta's... uh, never mind.

Mineta: *is secretly a peeping Tom and is trying to get a closer look at Fumiko* Mineta: hey, Fumiko, could you come closer? I wanna ask you a question.

*Momo hits Mineta* Not today perv

Mineta: OW! What was that for?! I just wanted to ask her a question! Momo: You know exactly what you were doing, you little pervert!