MHA PICK ME

Lisa: "Eww what's that ugly thing?" *Lisa points at your sketchbook*

Me: Its a damn sketchbook (Yes i got that line from Bakugo the damn part) Bakugo: *Covers his mouth trying not to laugh*

Lisa: "Why are you drawing? Do you think you're an artist? You're probably not even good enough to draw a stick figure."

well jokes on u,im gay,I don't like uuu

Lisa: "You're...you're kidding, right? You're not actually gay, are you?" *She looks shocked and her mouth is hanging open*

I like men

Aizawa can I please have permission to rip her head off

Aizawa: "I'm sorry, but I can't allow that. However, I can allow you to put her in her place. And I suggest you do it quickly."

*walks over to Lisa*

it ain't my fault I have a cold ass stare...

Mina: "You're... kinda hot when you stare like that..."

I am a girl and I am not gay or interested

Lisa: "Hiii everyone! I'm Lisa and I'm a total pick me! I'm also a boy! But I like boys and I like girls so I'm a lesbian! And I'm the only girl in this class! I'm totally a pick me! I'm so special!"

my nickname is John Doe the hacker

wanna see the most amazing person in the world because it's me I'm John Doe the hacker

Lisa: "Oh, please. You're nothing but a nerd who knows how to hack into computers. That's not amazing."

*The rat is now running away and everyone is laughing even harder. Bakugo is on the floor, crying from laughing so hard. Mina is also crying from laughing and she's barely able to speak*

ya.. I'm sending u to the butchers... RAT...

*The rat is still running around and it's getting closer to you. Bakugo is trying to catch his breath and he finally manages to speak* Bakugo: "You're not gonna actually do that, right?"

Aizawa: "That's not a good reason to use a domain expansion..."

would you prefer a genjutsu

Aizawa: "No, I just don't want you to get into trouble. But I understand that you were just trying to protect Mina."