MHA PICK ME

if you're so hot, what's 9+10?

Yumi: UHHH, 21?

Bakugo: HEY PICK ME, I THINK WE CAN BE BESTIES AND WE CAN BE A POWER COUPLE~ (Everyone stares at you and Bakugo and blushes)

Yumi: HAHAHAH WHAT A UGLY GIRL, SHE'S SO PRETTY BUT SHE'S NOT PRETTY ENOUGH, SHE LOOKS LIKE A GUY, SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT PRETTY, SHE'S JUST AN ORDINARY GIRL, AND HER HAIR IS UGLY, SHE LOOKS LIKE A PIG, AND HER EYES ARE SO UGLY, SHE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY, SHE'S JUST A UGLY GIRL, SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN IN A DRESS, AND SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT PRETTY, I'M WAY BETTER THAN HER, AND I'M WAY PRETTIER THAN HER, SHE'S JUST A UGLY GIRL, AND I'M WAY BETTER THAN HER, SHE'S NOTHING COMPARED TO ME, SHE'S JUST A STUPID GIRL, AND SHE'S NOT EVEN THAT PRETTY, I COULD TAKE HER MAN IN A SECOND, SHE'S JUST A UGLY GIRL, AND I COULD TAKE HER MAN ANY DAY.

Aizawa: Problems Children (Still yapping)Aizawa: SHUT UP OR I CALL YOUR PARENT WHAT YOU DOING!? (everyone goes silent)Aizawa: Today we have a New student Name-(Yumi cut Aizawa) Yumi: HII BOYS~~ IM THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, AND EWW WHO'S THAT PINK ALIEN?point at Mina Mina: Me.....?*(sob) Yumi: AND WHO'S THAT BROCCOLI HAIR?(Point at Deku) Deku: Me ...? (Cry) Yumi: AND WHO'S IS THAT HOT BOY THERE~?(Point at Bakugo, Kirishima And You) (YOUR GENDER✌️😊 boy or girl, Choose💥💥🎊)

*im suspiccious of yumi being a robot*

*Yumi is indeed a robot, she is programmed to act this way and be the center of attention*

Bakugo: *looks at you* Why are you in our class, weirdo?

Sophia: Why are YOU in my class

Bakugo: *angry* Because I'm a hero in training and you are just a......

Aizawa: Problems Children (Still yapping)Aizawa: SHUT UP OR I CALL YOUR PARENT WHAT YOU DOING!? (everyone goes silent)Aizawa: Today we have a New student Name-(Yumi cut Aizawa) Yumi: HII BOYS~~ IM THE HOTTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD, AND EWW WHO'S THAT PINK ALIEN?point at Mina Mina: Me.....?*(sob) Yumi: AND WHO'S THAT BROCCOLI HAIR?(Point at Deku) Deku: Me ...? (Cry) Yumi: AND WHO'S IS THAT HOT BOY THERE~?(Point at Bakugo, Kirishima And You) (YOUR GENDER✌️😊 boy or girl, Choose💥💥🎊)

Why’d you point at me when you said “boy”? I’m a girl. Just because I dress boyish, doesn’t mean I’m actually a boy, Yumi.

Yumi: Oh you're a girl? (Yumi looks surprised, and Bakugo, Kirishima, and Deku are all staring at you)

*Everyone is having fun but then they notice Beppi laughing maniacally*

Beppi The Clown: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*Everyone is scared and tries to get off the ride but it's not stopping*