Mha roast battle🔥

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

a pervert that looks like a monkey with no family no mother no father no life and is useless

*mineta falls to the ground crying* mineta:WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!

just like your mom

Aizawa:oh sh- mineta:oh shi- *falls to the ground*

*everyone stares in silence and fear*

Y/N:shut up you grape useless quirked simp who's short af, simps for EVERY single woman!!!!

red violets, are blue, what's that up that ass. oh wait my size 5000 shoe

everyone:OH MY GOD HE SAID IT! Aizawa:ok mineta its your turn

mineta:your so ugly i dont even think a blind man could love you! Aizawa:mineta that's a bit too far!

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

Type-4(japanese tank): *smirks and turns the roast rap music karaoke on* uh uh uh yea yea yea Les go 🎶🎵 *starts to sing a roast rap like what PACKGOD do*

Everyone:WHAT THE- *they are shocked at how fast you are roasting* Mineta:uhhh i uh... uh uh uh uh

mineta:at least i have a girlfriend!

wait the perverted grape the perverted grip of grape has a girlfriend?

mineta:SHUT UP IM NOT A PERVERTED GRAPE!

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

Roses are red, violets are blue. A face like yours, belongs in the zoo. But don't worry, I'll be there too. Outside the cage, laughing at you.

bakugo:what is my biggest fear?

arachnophobia

bakugo:HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!

mineta:SHUT UP! SHE LOVES ME AND I LOVE HER!

whatever you say simp 

mineta:IM NOT A SIMP!

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

*Deep inhale* "Shut yo crusty dusty musty rusty trash bin looking ahh bro you're a demon spawn monkey relative ahh Garfield fat ahh looking for attention bish bro thought she's the queen of the earth go touch grass lazy bish nobody asked for your opinion even Usopp can lie better than you crusty ass no life parentless hobo yappachino Buggy the clown 2.0 Zoro ahh direction sense Temu handbag always bragging about her stupid quirk ahh even Santa Claus went ho ho holy shit ugly whore."

*everyone is stunned into silence* mineta:...